The Swine Flu Song (猪流感之歌)

CS // 14 May 2009 // Comments Off on The Swine Flu Song (猪流感之歌)

This rather well done song and video about swine flu (aka H1N1) has been doing the rounds on the Chinese sites that I frequent.

As Shanghai Tattoo says “Hopefully this means the end now that it’s made it to pop culture”.

猪流感之歌 lyrics below.
Now sing along – Zhuuuuuuuuu!

Sung by:欧子
Words by: 每子爱

猪，你的流感惊天动地　　
　　感冒时的你吓得我不敢呼吸
　　
　　猪，都怪你的外国兄弟　　
　　他们的喷嚏害的我们躲避
　　
　　猪，你的体质原来那么差　　
　　害的连累我们都不知该吃啥
　　
　　猪，都怪你吃了就睡啊　　
　　这才鼻涕哗啦被老天惩罚
　　
　　啊……
　　
　　天蓬元帅这次又闯祸啦　　
　　他的喷嚏一打害人家
　　
　　每天他让人担心又害怕　　
　　他的肉啊　　
　　我不敢吃啦
　　
　　猪，我知道你也不容易　　
　　其实你的肉贵　　
　　咱早已吃不起
　　
　　猪，我帮你穿上棉大衣　　
　　你若感冒生病　　
　　咱负担不起
　　
　　天蓬元帅这次又闯祸啦　　
　　他的喷嚏一打害人家
　　
　　每天他让人担心又害怕　　
　　他的肉啊　　

Crappy google auto-translation for those who don’t read Chinese as well as I *obviously do*.

Cough. Cough, ahem, sorry a bit of H1N1 there…

Lyrics:
Pigs, your earth-shattering influenza
When you are scared of the cold I can not breathe

Pigs, blame your foreign brother
Sneeze their victims, we avoid

Pig, you had such a poor physical
We are all victims do not know the result in the吃啥

Pigs, blame you eat and sleep ah
Raining Cats and the nose is punished by God

Ah … …

Marshal canopy you get into trouble this time
Sneeze a dozen of his victims home

He worried about every day they are worried
Ah his meat
I dare not吃啦

Pigs, I know you is not easy
In fact, your meat
Our already can not afford to eat

Pig, I help you put on cotton coat
Cold if you fall ill
God can not afford

Marshal canopy you get into trouble this time
Sneeze a dozen of his victims home

He worried about every day they are worried
Ah his meat